英語(yǔ)校園廣播稿
A: First,Lets learn some everyday English.
(首先，請(qǐng)跟我們一起學(xué)習(xí)日常用語(yǔ) )
A. 問： What’s your telephone number?
答： It’s 8717398.
B. 問： What’s the time?幾點(diǎn)了?
答： It’s 1…oclock..
It’s a quarter to 1
It’s a quarter past 1/2/3…
It’s half past1/2/3…
A.問：What’s the weather like today? 今天天氣怎么樣?
答：It’s sunny/cloudy/很晴朗/陰天。
A.問：What do you do at weekends?周末你干什么?
答：I often do my homework./watch TV/play computergames
我經(jīng)常做作業(yè)/看電視/玩游戲。
A: Next I will tell you a joke. He Won(接下來(lái)，請(qǐng)聽兩則英語(yǔ)小笑話
A 1 Go ahead 去吧。
上英文課時(shí)小明想去廁所，跟老師說(shuō)：May I go to WC?
老師說(shuō)：Go ahead。小明就坐了下來(lái)。
過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，小明又跟老師說(shuō)：May I go to WC?
老師說(shuō)：Go ahead。小明又坐了下來(lái)。
他旁邊的同學(xué)于是忍不住問：你不是跟老師說(shuō)要上廁所嗎?怎么不去?
小明說(shuō)：你沒聽老師說(shuō)“去你個(gè)頭”啊!
B.2 Drunk 醉酒
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"
"Well, my son," his father replied, "Look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, "There's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發(fā)問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警-察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”
孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警-察呀!”