演講搞笑開場白（精選5篇）

演講搞笑開場白 篇1

　　各位親朋好友、各位女士、各位小姐、各位先生：

　　晚上好！今天是**年月日（農歷初）在這風和日麗、天地之合的喜慶日子里，我們共同相聚在賓館（大酒店）廳，隆重慶典先生與小姐喜結良緣。

　　各位親朋好友，我叫。今天，我十分榮幸地接受新郎、新娘的重托，步入這神圣而莊重的婚禮殿堂為新郎、新娘的婚禮舉行慶典儀式。

　　現在，我宣布先生與小姐的婚禮儀式現在開始（奏婚禮進行曲）。

演講搞笑開場白 篇2

　　各位來賓、各位貴客、鄰里鄉親：

　　天高任鳥飛，海闊憑魚躍，在這大有作為的天地里，到處機聲隆隆，人歡馬躍；稻花飄香，蛙鳴鳥啼，瓜棚傳佳話，麥地蟈蟈叫，場院滾金豆，糧囤比山高！無農不穩，無工不富，無商不活，改革開放帶來活力。市場經濟生機勃勃，發展鄉鎮企業，經巨龍充氧輸血。喜看稻菽千重浪，歡聲笑語滿心窩！在希望的田野上，在山花爛漫的季節里，在美好的夏天，在這濃香彌漫農家，我宣布現在開始！

　　（奏樂、鳴鞭炮）

演講搞笑開場白 篇3

　　【開場白】

　　Good afternoon， my dear friends.

　　I am very happy to meet you here.It is my great honor to communicate with you at such a special occation.First of all，please allow me to express my appreciation to you all to listion to me.

　　【結尾】

　　-In conclusion， I'd like to

　　-I'd like to finish by

　　-Finally

　　-By way of conclusion

　　-I hope I have made myself understood

　　-I hope you have found this useful

　　-I hope this has given you some idea/clear idea/an outline of

　　-Let me end by saying

　　-That， then was all I had to say on

　　-That concludes our presentation

　　-I hope I've managed to give you a clearer picture of

　　-If there are any questions， I'd be delighted to

　　-Thank you for your attention

　　-Let's break for a coffee at this point

　　-I am afraid that the clock is against us， so we had better stop here

　　-You have been a very attentive audience---thank you

演講搞笑開場白 篇4

　　ladies and gentlemen, good morning! i’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. man’s life is a proceof growing up, actually i’m standing here is a growth. if a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then i grow up along with these choices. once i hope i can study in a college in future, however that’s passed, as you know i come here, now i wonder what the future holds for me. when i come to this school, i told to myself: this my near future, all starts here. following i will learn to become a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job. once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” i will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these procei will combine learning with doing. if i can achieve this “future”, i think that i really grow up. and i deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future. how to say future? maybe it’s a nice wish. lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life.

　　中文大意: 女士們，先生們，上午好。我很高興在這里為大家作一個簡短的講話。 人的一生是一個成長的過程，事實上，我現在站在這里也是一次成長。如果一個人的一生必須面臨不同的選擇，那么我就是伴隨著這些選擇成長起來的。曾經我盼望將來能上大學，然而那已經過去了，現在我在這兒，只想知道我的未來會是什么樣的。 當我來到這所學校，我告訴我自己：我不久的將來都從這里開始。接著我要學習如何做人，如何做一個正直的人，并且擁有一個健康的體魄，能承擔重要的任務，能獨立思考，思想開放，心思縝密，有判斷是非的能力，有一份不錯的工作。 我的老師曾經告訴我說：“你不是在修補而是在創造;永遠不要忘記你向人們所展示的是你的思想，而不是你的手藝。”我會將我的性格，興趣愛好和能力一起融入到學習中去。在這過程中，我邊學習邊實踐。如果我能實現這個“未來”，我就認為我真的成長了。并且我深信我的親人，好朋友以及愛會使我的未來更完美，更幸福。 如何來解釋未來呢? 也許那只是一個美好的愿望。讓我們下定決心，堅持到底，那我們的人生一定能過得很精彩。

演講搞笑開場白 篇5

　　俗話說“寶劍鋒從磨礪出，梅花香自苦寒來”“不經歷風雨，怎能見彩虹”，這幾句話告訴我們：成功來自于勤奮，只有從小樹立遠大理想，才能成就偉大事業。信念，就是要有志氣，有志向，有雄心壯志。信念是成才的動力。“志不立，天下無可成之事”。