通用版檢討書大全（通用11篇）

通用版檢討書大全 篇1

　　尊敬的校領(lǐng)導(dǎo)、輔導(dǎo)員老師：

　　此時(shí)此刻我對(duì)于自身在軍訓(xùn)期間違紀(jì)違規(guī)行為有了徹底的認(rèn)識(shí)，同時(shí)就感到了深深的懊悔與愧疚，懺悔的眼淚也不禁從眼眶滑落。想到自身所犯的錯(cuò)誤，又了解到自身目前已經(jīng)是一名大學(xué)生了，就感到自己的路途才剛剛開啟，自身的缺點(diǎn)與問題嚴(yán)重，不加以努力改正改善，今后是可憐可悲的。

　　眾所周知，軍隊(duì)是保家衛(wèi)國(guó)的重要力量。人民軍隊(duì)肩負(fù)捍衛(wèi)國(guó)家尊嚴(yán)，保護(hù)人民群眾生命財(cái)產(chǎn)安全的崇高使命，理所應(yīng)當(dāng)?shù)玫礁裢獾闹匾暸c禮待。軍訓(xùn)是讓各階層學(xué)生、企事業(yè)單位職工接受軍事培養(yǎng)、掌握必要軍事知識(shí)、了解國(guó)際國(guó)內(nèi)安全形勢(shì)的重要方式內(nèi)容，軍訓(xùn)的意義是顯明的。

　　而我剛剛經(jīng)歷高考(中考)，踏入到新的校園，步入了更高階層的學(xué)習(xí)環(huán)境。眼目單單看到校園的美境，同學(xué)的喜趣，卻不曾仔細(xì)思考，靜心覺悟到這一切美好的背后是咱們國(guó)家的人民軍人用汗水與辛勞，用他們的堅(jiān)強(qiáng)與智毅所鑄造的。如此頑劣的我應(yīng)該仔細(xì)去瞧瞧一名優(yōu)秀人民軍人的品行素質(zhì)，才好讓我在顏面掃地，愧疚痛醒以后行走善道。嗯......我驕奢慣了，在舒適溫馨的環(huán)境中成長(zhǎng)，沒有經(jīng)歷過風(fēng)雨，不明白幸福是來得如此不易。錯(cuò)誤以后，我反省到我此次違紀(jì)違規(guī)行為的發(fā)生恰恰說明自身素質(zhì)的缺乏，我缺乏必要的覺悟，缺乏經(jīng)常反思反省的習(xí)慣，缺乏自控力與明銳的意識(shí)。從這個(gè)層面上說，我明白了原來違紀(jì)違規(guī)的那個(gè)人是可憐又可悲的，因?yàn)樗�缺乏知識(shí)，缺乏智慧，光有一副皮囊，即便此刻鮮美，也終究枯槁朽爛。

　　因此，我知道了必須努力學(xué)習(xí)，掌握知識(shí)，培養(yǎng)自身足夠的品行素養(yǎng)。相信唯有這樣，才能塑造一個(gè)良好的我，才不會(huì)辜負(fù)領(lǐng)導(dǎo)與老師的栽培，才不會(huì)讓好人受欺負(fù)，才不會(huì)讓邪惡彌漫滋生，才能算是行走在人間正道中...一切保證的話語(yǔ)，本人不想在檢討書中言語(yǔ)，勞請(qǐng)領(lǐng)導(dǎo)、老師監(jiān)督觀察我今后的實(shí)際表現(xiàn)...

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通用版檢討書大全 篇2

　　尊敬的學(xué)校領(lǐng)導(dǎo)、宿舍樓管部主任：

　　此時(shí)此刻，我滿懷愧疚自責(zé)的心情遞交這份檢討，以深刻反省自身擅自占用寢室的違規(guī)行為。此次錯(cuò)誤，源于我的思想不夠，覺悟不足，行事欠妥。經(jīng)過宿舍樓管部主任您的嚴(yán)肅批評(píng)教育，已經(jīng)讓我深刻明白自身錯(cuò)誤之所在。

　　事情的起因：由于我準(zhǔn)備考研，急需一個(gè)更加寬松安靜舒適的環(huán)境學(xué)習(xí)。正好本身宿舍前往閑置宿舍的通道方便，我就擅自在張，在不經(jīng)上級(jí)批準(zhǔn)的情況下私自占用，屬于違規(guī)行為。錯(cuò)誤發(fā)生以后，您的嚴(yán)肅批評(píng)與悉心教導(dǎo)讓我完全醒悟，并且知錯(cuò)。

　　作為一名大學(xué)生，在學(xué)校的住宿本身就是屬于借住性質(zhì)。學(xué)校是公立學(xué)校，各種資源的分配都需要公平公正公開運(yùn)行，良好資源的獲得不能是私自占用、違規(guī)占用，不經(jīng)審批公示是絕不像話的。我作為一名準(zhǔn)備考研的學(xué)生，出發(fā)點(diǎn)是為了獲得更好的學(xué)習(xí)環(huán)境，本身并沒有大錯(cuò)，可是同樣也有其他需要準(zhǔn)備考研的同學(xué)，我不能夠仗著自己有這個(gè)便利條件就剝奪其他同學(xué)同樣有權(quán)利可以爭(zhēng)取的良好條件。

　　現(xiàn)如今錯(cuò)誤已經(jīng)發(fā)生，您的批評(píng)教育歷歷在耳，我的內(nèi)心也承受到了良心的拷問。作為一名大學(xué)生，是受高等教育的，即使學(xué)業(yè)成就不高，學(xué)歷檔次不夠，以后入社會(huì)的工作、薪水不如意，我也應(yīng)該時(shí)刻堅(jiān)守思想品德堡壘，必須鞏固品德陣地，堅(jiān)決不做違規(guī)違紀(jì)的事。

　　此時(shí)此刻，悔恨已經(jīng)在我心中，波瀾的淚水在我的眼眶涌現(xiàn)。我深刻的明白，通往成功道路肯定是充滿坎坷與艱辛的，如此這樣的錯(cuò)誤出現(xiàn)在我的人生當(dāng)中，是要我必須克服，我一定要深刻覺醒，徹底醒悟，通過此次錯(cuò)誤深刻吸取經(jīng)驗(yàn)教訓(xùn)。我一定要通過實(shí)際行為改正，今后人生的切實(shí)完善，以后踏入社會(huì)努力工作，以良好的行事為人、堅(jiān)實(shí)厚重的品德修養(yǎng)，來彰顯母校的厚愛。

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通用版檢討書大全 篇3

　　尊敬的交警同志;

　　我近日在學(xué)車，今天是第二天上路開車。我終于不再像第一天那樣把車開到對(duì)側(cè)行車道上了。在回來的途中看著車窗外飛馳而過的風(fēng)景，我突然有了些感悟。其實(shí)，人生和開車有些很多的相似。在第一天的時(shí)候，我把不準(zhǔn)方向盤，總是會(huì)偏離自己的軌道，車子就像在走S形。其實(shí)在生活中我又何嘗不是在大喜大悲，走出了一條波浪起伏的曲線。開車為什么會(huì)這樣，是因?yàn)槲疫�不熟悉，還沒有方向感，可在生活中呢?我怎么也會(huì)如此大起大落?究其原因，也還是因?yàn)閷?duì)未來沒有方向吧。

　　我現(xiàn)在處在人生中一個(gè)全新的階段告別昨天一人吃飽，全家不餓的單身生活，進(jìn)入今天要為自己的小家庭打拼的新旅程。我突然間被迎面而來的各種生活壓力給嚇到了!以前賺一塊花9毛，甚至吃光用光身體健康的狀態(tài)已經(jīng)不再適應(yīng)目前的階段了。我要想著努力賺錢、攢錢，因?yàn)閷�來我要面�?duì)很多的困難。就像在路上開車，我心里總是害怕可能會(huì)出現(xiàn)怎樣的路況，也許在哪個(gè)岔口會(huì)突然沖出行人或者車輛，還沒好好上路就已經(jīng)被這樣那樣的可能性給壓倒了。將來有怎樣的困難，誰(shuí)也不知道，但是困難肯定會(huì)出現(xiàn)，人生在世，哪能事事如意?可我在還沒面對(duì)挑戰(zhàn)前就已經(jīng)被自己施加的壓力壓垮了。于是，我變得怨天尤人，感慨世道艱難，變得心胸狹隘，不再像當(dāng)初一樣覺得我做的事是應(yīng)該。

　　很多人告訴我，你很單純，很簡(jiǎn)單，正是這種直來直去的性格讓我一根腸子通到底，臉上寫的就是心里想的。我這樣的人做不了壞人，可是也得不到贊賞。唯一能自我安慰的就是我容易鉆進(jìn)牛角尖，但是能用最快的速度鉆出來。記不了仇，也記不住教訓(xùn)，容易重復(fù)犯錯(cuò)，就像讀書的時(shí)候做題目，同一種類型的題我會(huì)錯(cuò)很多次。

　　經(jīng)常會(huì)去想深度剖析自己，犯了錯(cuò)就恨不得抽自己嘴巴子，然后下次接著錯(cuò)。對(duì)這樣的自己，我其實(shí)也很無奈。但好歹我還算善良吧，不然這么笨的人去犯事肯定是要吃牢飯的。

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通用版檢討書大全 篇4

　　尊敬的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)：

　　對(duì)于我工作態(tài)度不端正導(dǎo)致的工作失誤，以下是我針對(duì)自己工作失誤的檢討和改正措施：

　　第一，關(guān)于我思想覺悟上存在的嚴(yán)重不足。科學(xué)地來說，一個(gè)人高深的思想覺悟并不能立刻就具有，而是通過長(zhǎng)期的工作積累和領(lǐng)悟。而我恰是要努力認(rèn)真地對(duì)待經(jīng)過工作，在此次犯錯(cuò)和深刻反省的基礎(chǔ)上，逐漸地培養(yǎng)和領(lǐng)悟出這樣一份良好的思想覺悟。

　　其二，我在業(yè)務(wù)操作方面依然存在不足，今后需要繼續(xù)刻苦努力學(xué)習(xí)。從我所犯的一些工作失誤，倘若我平時(shí)能夠多刻苦一些，工作方面的經(jīng)驗(yàn)再多積累一些，遇到這樣自己還生疏的工作環(huán)境，能讓自己的操作緩一緩，更加清晰地來辦理，就很可能避免我此次失誤的發(fā)生。

　　其三，我的危機(jī)意識(shí)嚴(yán)重欠缺。須知如我這樣一名柜臺(tái)職員，我是業(yè)務(wù)處理的第一線。我們?cè)诠衽_(tái)實(shí)際操作的業(yè)務(wù)情況，是要為整個(gè)銀行工作的整體發(fā)展分析提供準(zhǔn)確的數(shù)據(jù)的，任何一項(xiàng)業(yè)務(wù)辦理都需要嚴(yán)肅對(duì)待，不容許發(fā)生差錯(cuò)。而一旦出現(xiàn)工作失誤，我們的業(yè)務(wù)情況就會(huì)存在一定的不準(zhǔn)確性。而工作不規(guī)范的情況倘若屢屢出現(xiàn)，整個(gè)銀行在業(yè)務(wù)數(shù)據(jù)分析方面就會(huì)進(jìn)行很大程度上的重新核定與修改，對(duì)本行的工作也產(chǎn)生極為不利的影響。而我恰恰沒有這樣關(guān)鍵的危機(jī)意識(shí)，才會(huì)態(tài)度不端正地對(duì)待此次的工作，犯下一項(xiàng)工作失誤。

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　　【檢討書500字大全三】

　　尊敬的電腦課徐老師：

　　此時(shí)此刻我滿懷懊悔與自責(zé)的心情寫下這篇檢討，以深刻反省我在電腦課(信息技術(shù)課)上偷玩游戲的違反課堂紀(jì)律的錯(cuò)誤行為。

　　回顧我的錯(cuò)誤，在星期三下午的電腦課上，您在講臺(tái)上向我們傳授Word、Excel與PPT等office辦公軟件的基本操作方法，而我卻在下面用自己電腦主機(jī)上玩網(wǎng)頁(yè)小游戲暴力摩托。乃至我玩得興高采烈，直至被您敏銳察覺抓個(gè)正著。錯(cuò)誤發(fā)生以后，我的內(nèi)心就泛起了濃濃的悔意。下課以后您找我談話，并將我的行為通知了班主任吳老師。吳老師對(duì)我進(jìn)行了嚴(yán)肅的批評(píng)教育，更是讓我對(duì)于錯(cuò)誤有了深刻的認(rèn)識(shí)。

　　眾所周知，21世紀(jì)是信息時(shí)代，如今的社會(huì)非常需要信息化人才。倘若說剛剛過去的20世紀(jì)是文化時(shí)代，一個(gè)人不識(shí)字就屬于文盲，會(huì)完全被社會(huì)淘汰。而如今的21世紀(jì)的我們，倘若不懂得使用電腦等資訊信息化工具，就無疑成為了一個(gè)“科盲”，同樣是要被當(dāng)今社會(huì)所淘汰。學(xué)校為我們開設(shè)電腦課(信息技術(shù)課)，目的就是希望我們?cè)趯W(xué)校就能夠掌握到足夠的電腦操作技術(shù)，以免出社會(huì)以后面臨巨大挑戰(zhàn)與生存壓力。而星期三這堂電腦課所講的office辦公軟件操作更是重要的基礎(chǔ)內(nèi)容，是學(xué)期末電腦考試的重要考核項(xiàng)目，容不得半點(diǎn)松懈與馬虎。然而，我竟不能夠深刻領(lǐng)會(huì)到學(xué)校領(lǐng)導(dǎo)、老師們的良苦用心，無知愚昧的頑皮心態(tài)就泛濫肆起，就干出了這樣在課堂上不遵守紀(jì)律的嚴(yán)重錯(cuò)誤行為。

　　這幾天以來，我都寢食難安，夜晚在宿舍里輾轉(zhuǎn)反側(cè)，每當(dāng)我回想起您與吳老師對(duì)我的談話，我都能夠明確得感受到老師對(duì)我們是寄語(yǔ)深情厚望的，這就更讓我覺得有愧于您，有愧于學(xué)校，有愧于領(lǐng)導(dǎo)，悔恨的淚水也不禁盈滿眼眶，浸濕了枕頭。

　　親愛的徐老師，我知道自己的過錯(cuò)很大，光憑寫寫檢討是無法彌補(bǔ)我所犯錯(cuò)誤的惡劣影響的，我必須深刻吸取此次錯(cuò)誤的經(jīng)驗(yàn)教訓(xùn)，認(rèn)真上好今后每一節(jié)信息技術(shù)課，并且拿到優(yōu)秀成績(jī)，才是給您最好的交代。

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通用版檢討書大全 篇5

　　老婆對(duì)不起，這段時(shí)間我冷靜的想了很多很多，這次我真的被你嚇到了，我怕了，真的害怕，我害怕失去你，我知道錯(cuò)了，新錯(cuò)舊錯(cuò)，我都知道錯(cuò)了，我知道我做事情沒有分寸，脾氣又不好，還經(jīng)常分不清是非，更嚴(yán)重的是我還自以為是。以至于經(jīng)常惹你傷心難過，對(duì)不起啊!

　　我們?cè)谝黄疬@么久了，其實(shí)從我內(nèi)心深處來說，我了解你，只是我完全沒有做到，而是忽略了自己身邊最重要最心愛的人。

　　我作為一個(gè)人丈夫：

　　我沒盡到做一個(gè)丈夫的責(zé)任，只知道每天玩游戲看電影，玩到很晚，在你需要我的時(shí)候，我卻還在玩，早上的時(shí)候還睡懶覺，中午你都做好飯了，十二點(diǎn)了我還賴床不起，我不該每天玩電腦忽略了你。因?yàn)橐稽c(diǎn)點(diǎn)小事情，跟你斗嘴，絲毫不讓你半分。你一個(gè)人從湘潭那么遠(yuǎn)跟著我到荊門來，對(duì)于一個(gè)真正知道體諒的男人來說，必須應(yīng)該好好待你，加倍的對(duì)你好，呵護(hù)你，一個(gè)人女人為了一個(gè)男人，從那么遠(yuǎn)離開自己的父母來跟著我，可我又是怎么對(duì)待你的，我深感自愧不如，慚愧萬(wàn)分，你從一個(gè)小女生到一個(gè)女人，你把你的一生都給了我，又給我生了一個(gè)這么聰明可愛的兒子，而我卻 我無地自容。

　　我們?cè)谝黄鹆�年多了，從來沒有說帶你去哪里玩過，沒有帶你去哪里旅游過，就算是婚后連最基本，夫妻應(yīng)該去的蜜月都沒有帶你去過，我從心底對(duì)不住你。

　　你作為我的妻子：

　　你懷胎十月，受那么多苦為我生兒子，只為了替我生下一個(gè)跟我姓的下一代，還得承受生完小孩后的體質(zhì)變差、身材變形的后遺癥。你是一名很合格稱職的妻子，你把家里打理的好好的，在家里的時(shí)候給我做好吃的，把一家人的衣服給洗的干干凈凈，讓我找不到你的一點(diǎn)不好，是我自己生在福中不知福，我對(duì)不起你。

　　我作為孩子的父親：

　　我沒盡到半點(diǎn)做父親的責(zé)任，從兒子出生到現(xiàn)在，我?guī)н^兒子幾回?給兒子端過幾次尿屎?換過幾回尿布?沒買過一回奶粉!甚至年兒子吃的奶粉的牌子都不知道，沒給兒子沖過幾回奶粉!又給兒子穿過幾回衣服?帶兒子出去玩過幾回?教育兒子的方法也不正確，兒子現(xiàn)在老喜歡玩電腦，也是我這個(gè)不以身作則的壞父親帶的，只顧自己玩，哪管兒子在不在場(chǎng)，我在家成了大宅男，兒子卻成了小宅仔，作為兒子的父親，我應(yīng)該時(shí)常帶著兒子多出去轉(zhuǎn)轉(zhuǎn)玩玩，可我自己卻時(shí)時(shí)玩著電腦，還跟兒子搶著玩，我心里知徹底的明白我不是一個(gè)好父親，不是一個(gè)稱職的父親，我對(duì)不起兒子，更對(duì)不起兒子的母親。

　　你作為兒子的母親：

　　從兒子剛出生還很小的時(shí)候，哪一晚不是你半夜起來給兒子端尿，給兒子換尿布，給兒子喂奶，兒子動(dòng)一下，你馬上就驚醒，生怕兒子的被子沒蓋好，怕兒子著涼，兒子慢慢長(zhǎng)大了，還是你半夜起來給兒子端尿，喂兒子喝水，現(xiàn)在兒子上學(xué)了，都30多斤了，還是你用你那嬌小的身軀，半夜起來給兒子端尿，弄水喝(我很少)，店里沒開業(yè)在家里的時(shí)候，每天早上你那么早起來給兒子穿好衣服，給兒子洗漱，送兒子去上學(xué)，而我卻在呼呼大睡，兒子放學(xué)了，我只接一下，兒子接回來之后，你給兒子做飯，還一口一口耐心的喂給兒子吃，我，我，我 對(duì)不起你對(duì)不起兒子!!!你可以很豪放對(duì)著兒子說：我是一個(gè)很好很稱職無微不至有耐心的好媽媽。

　　檢討人：

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　　First of all ,I must say sorry again ,for my fault to waste of your time.

　　At the same time ,I'm awfully sorry for the mistake I did .After have I received the letter your answer me ,I called on my memories when I took the examination.

　　I never would have thought of it if you not stressed how serious situation was.

　　I was thinking that exchange the few of answers is not so serious as plagiarism cheating and similiar anti-intellectual behavior. But now after you tell me the grave consequences and involvement personality , the forming of quality,I am really convinced of my error,and promised there won't be a next time . I hope this will teach myself a lesson and I must reflecte my behavior and my moral character.

　　I've already been an univesity student, and I should honest and brave in the face of my wrong.I tremble to think of the consequences,but I know i should take it and I need learn the painful way.

　　thank you so much for you make allowance for my feeling ,I have to prepare my re-examination at 3 o'clock .And after that i will return to ZhuHai as quickly as I can .And I'll reflect and rethink my mistake ,if you have anytime ,I hope make apologize

　　to you face to face and want to account for my wrong.

　　I am terribly sorry for inconvenience caused of you .

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　　Dear teacher, Today I writing to apologize for what I done last yesterday. I feel very sorry and ashamed to write down this essay for you to say about my bad behaviour that escaping class in school. This essay also shows my deep thinking about escaping class and my decision that never make such mistakes anymore. Please accept my sincere apologies and excuse me for my fault. You are the teacher that I admire, I’m very sorry to disappoint you. I am awfully sorry I have put you to trouble so much. I’m not only makes a bad example for my student and make a bad affects, but also is very not respect to my teachers. And I don’t regularly attending classes is a very bad habit, which Is not good for my job in the future.

　　In fact, I didn’t mean to do so. I just don’t know why my alarm did not work in the morning. When I woke up, it was already noon. Had I paid more attention then, I wouldn’t have made such a stupid mistake. Even so, I still know I did something wrong. Because as college student, I don’t have to escape class and be a bad example caused severe serious consequences in my classmate. I know you ask us write this essay is for us, we should be faced with our defeat so as to improve ourselves and be more competent. I fully understand my great teacher and your care and thought. Thank you very much for all you did to us!

　　There is a goes said that “Habit is a second nature.” So I know my first mistake is haven’t discipline. What has gone into make life a real success? It is discipline. Discipline is the basis of the world. If there were no discipline, everything in life would be in a mess. What would happen if the pilots flying in the air break the rules of discipline and the army soldiers refuse to obey their superiors and the divers start and stop their vehicles at will? There would be chaos and the whole human race would be extinct. Therefore, it is every citizen’s duty to submit to discipline of every sort. I still remember that at the first going to college, every teacher have stressed and repeated many times that we should be responsible to ourselves, and nobody have to be responsible to us. In fact, I was deeply shocked by the words and suddenly clearly understand the importance of independence at that time. I really agreed with this. So I think I’m not a good student. I’m very sorry for this. All of us are adults now, we are not children anymore. For a high school and college student, we should be trained in different ways to make ourselves fit for adult life. Only through discipline does living become perfect. Because discipline makes a system actions are controlled by certain fixed rules. So wherever there is systematic work, we find discipline. So I think I make a very serious mistake.

　　Second, just as the Chinese sayings goes: “Diligence is the mother of success.” I know I should go to class to fighting and I did not pay sufficient attention to class. Resulting in school there is no order. I realized as a college student, I should have spent more time on study; I should not be waste of time and be on time to class. For 1

　　a long time people in great numbers would consent that time is life, so wasting time is equal to wasting life, which is just a metaphor. But what they said is in accordance with a famous saying that men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. Truly speaking, famous sayings about time and life are countless from old till now. I felt very ashamed to think about these, I wasted mach time to pleasure, make fun and rest. Now I learned that we should take advantage of the present good time to do what we desire most. Whether what we are doing will be successful or not, we should take it seriously. Just as a saying puts, “Much more as we don’t know about the future, everything reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.” If we idle away our time now, our future life will be a failure. If we are diligent now, we will surely be successful in the future. Whatever we did, we must love it and do it wholeheartedly. So I think I’m wrong! I’m very thankful you what you teach us.

　　The third, I think the mistake that I did is haven’t concept of time! Today, punctuality becomes more and more important in our daily life and college student special. Because we should make a good habit before we go to the social. In our modern life, punctuality is one of the most important that any person should possess. I think we need to be punctual whether we go to work or study, have an appointment and get on the bus, and so on. I think you asked us to write the essay is for tell us some truth, to make us be a good person. Punctuality demonstrates that you are reliable and can be trusted with responsibilities. And I know that if you are not punctual, you may hurt others. We should practice punctuality for the sake of others, as well as ourselves. I also learned about a man who punctual will accomplish far more in a day than who is not so. Neglect of punctuality may hurt both others and oneself. An applicant may be turned away just for the sake of being late for the interview. Students coming late for class will undoubtedly interrupt the teacher. So face of the mistakes that I did, I ought never to say, “It is only once—I will not do so again” to excuse ourselves. Otherwise we will be tardier and we will fail in or society. In a word, if we form the habit of punctuality at school, it will be great advantage to us in our future life. So I fully understand my great teacher and your care and thought. I am very grateful for everything you did for us!

　　The forth is habits. Whether good or bad, are gradually formed. When a person does a certain thing again and again, he’ll be obliged to do it the same way by some unseen force. Thus habit is formed. Once a habit is formed, it is difficult and sometimes almost impossible to get rid of it. Therefore it is very important that we should take care in the formation of habits. Even though I escape class only once, but in the near future, escape class will become a bad habit. After this mistake I realize that good habits have many advantages. For example, Going to bed early and getting 2

　　up early makes us healthy. Diligence helps to succeed. Honesty helps to win the respect and trust of others. If we form bad habits, such as rudeness, laziness, lying and stealing, we might be mined by them. We ought to keep away from bad habits and try to acquire good habits for ourselves and others. Like to be or not to be punctual is a habit. We often fail to appreciate the influence of habit in our life. Habit is working for or against us every minute of the day. It has much to do with our future. So when we are young, we should try to be punctual every time and never be late, for the habit is much easier to acquire in youth than when we are older. Punctuality is an important constituent of good character. A person who is always on time for his appointments shows real consideration for others. A person who is always late shows selfishness and thoughtlessness, and he is not a person that most people want for a friend. A few minute’s delay may not be a serious matter, but it may have bad results. Getting up ten minutes later than usual may upset the plan of the day. Calling on a friend five minutes later than the appointed time may cause him some unexpected trouble. One delay after another makes a man unable to exert himself. It also proves him to be untrustworthy. Since punctuality is a good habit and a nice virtue, we should pay much attention to it and make much effort to cultivate this good habit so that we may have a strong sense of punctuality and do whatever we are supposed to do on time.

　　The last, we cannot rely on our parent just as when we were little. We must learn how to solve problems by ourselves. But it is a difficult process to make theory into practice. In China education, it does not stress that us we should be responsible to ourselves, and our parents also do everything they think they can do for us. This is the education situation of China. So as time went by, we just get used to relying on others and do not try to do things by ourselves even we can do it easily. Over the past 21 years, I get used to doing things what parents and teachers told us to do. But now, you insist that we have to be independent. When I go to the college, I cannot depend on anyone suddenly. Suddenly look back, that we have already grew up, we know that, when reality cannot change, we shall timely change, but we have always loved with real bargain, because we love the world, the happiness and warmth and love and pain of the world. In the process of growing up, we learned that you, for we cannot untie those small knots, we learned to smile, to appreciate beauty of it. Because we know that just graciously turned, can find new and beautiful scenery. Growth is a pain, but I don't want to let it leave scar. Growth is a metamorphosis, experienced hardships to break cocoon. In the growth of the road is often lonely, to learn in no one's time to give ourselves. Don't worry, fear brave, frankly, facing the growth of everything for yourself in the faith, encouragement, give yourself to yourself. In the growth of the journey, we need is calm, quiet, bravely facing. Standing on the threshold of the adult, the eyes of the young people are still may face. Young, bright eyes, revealed a cynical smile, lonely lurk gentle sadness. Maybe this is sad to grow, rejoice, frustrated with relief, noise with halcyon. Once the bitter 3

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　　“Experience is the best teacher,” people say. This mistake gives me very precious experience. I know this is a gift that you give us. So I know I can’t complain about this. Indeed, the most important, and sometimes the hardest, lessons we learn in life come from our participation in situations. For my part, you can't learn everything from a book. And only practice makes you a successful person. To begin with, first-hand experience is important for a child. When we were children, we learned the fundamental lessons of life solely from experience. That is to say, parents teach us by experience such as how to walk steadily, how to cope with the adults, and so on and so forth. Secondly, first-hand experience is also important for an adolescent. At school, we do not learn everything from books, in that few books can teach us 4

　　successfully how to meet new people and make more friends. Finally, as we leave adolescence behind and enter adult life, no book can teach us how to fall in love and get married. But experiencing our own triumphs and disasters is really the only way to learn how to live a successful life. To conclude, knowledge gained both from experience and from books has their respective roles to play in our life. However, in my view, I think the former one is more important than the latter one. The most important lessons can't be taught; they have to be experienced. When first time I become a college student, I tell myself must remember that: “it is never too old to learn”. I know I have make a big mistake, but I have to learn much experience from this. Only to reflect on my own so that able to repay the care and thought of my teacher. I also can learn from this mistake: learning is one of the most important things in one’s life, especially for children being educated in schoolsof different levels. I know that I should acquire as much knowledge as possible, which can help them know better about outside world and develop myself for my future career. Moreover, the world keeps changing unceasingly. There is always something new for us to learn. Thus, we must be aware that we should stick to learning throughout their lives. Constant learning can make our student become more learned and experienced so that we can suit the changing world better. I want to give you a conclusion with my fault and some awareness about I escape class. After that day I have get some information from the internet. Nowadays it is a very common phenomenon for some university students to be late for or even be absent from their classes. And still there are some students who slip out of the classroom before the class is over. Class attendance has become a thorny problem to both the student and the teachers. In fact, it is very important for the students to attend their regularly. I think: First, it will ensure you to catch up with the teachers in my learning. That is very helpful to me if I want to do a good job in my study. Second, attending classes regularly is a way of showing respect to my teachers, too. My teachers will feel bad if the students do not attend their classes, which, in return, will affect their teaching and be no good for both the students. Third, attending classes regularly will help to form a good habit of punctuality, which is of great importance for the students to do a good job in the future. Therefore, we university students should form the good habit of attending our classes regularly from now on. And some day we will benefit it.

　　At here, I have to writing to say “thank you”. Thank you for teaching us things we need to learn, thank you for being there for us when we have any troubles, thanks for your devotion and willingness to help us, thank you for the love you’ve shown to us. Teachers are the greatest people in the world, I think. Of course you are very friendly to everyone. You are not only my teacher but also our friends. I am 5lucky to have teacher like you. And no matter what kind of person I will become, you will always have your influence on me. You taught me how to study, how to live and the most important is that you teach us how to be a real person. From you, I learned what kind of person I want to be and what I should get from life. This means everything to me. My dear teacher, no matter what you will always have a special place in my heart and I will remember what I have learned from you and carry the knowledge through my life. For me, A teacher affects eternity, he can never tell where his influence stops. Dear teacher, thank you for illuminating my voyage of life with your own light of life. I would like to thank you for all the help you gave me during this past semester. My grateful sentiments come from the bottom of heart. You have kindled the light of hope for me. What you have done enriches my mind and broadens my view. On this day I honor you sincerely and send you my everlasting feeling of gratefulness and thankfulness. Maybe I am not the love student in your heart, but you are just the right teacher on my mind, and I like you, yes I do! I like the moment you talk to me, your strict looking, your loud sound, you earnest words, maybe the minute my feeling was bad, yet the latter success I got proved that your words were good for me.

　　Now, I realize my error. But I don’t to be afraid of my mistakes or failures, for I can learn from failure. I am sorry for being rude the other day. I should not be absent from my classes. And make you disappoint. It was my fault. I am grateful for friends like you who tell me when I make a mistake. I will try to learn from this mistake. However, a person lives without faults will never be found. Of course, I do not mean to use it as an excuse. I have never escaped from my responsibility and I just want to obtain your forgiveness. I keep in mind to correct this weakness and try to get a greater progress. In addition, thanks you for all you done! You spent much time to let us grow up, to have sufficient ability enter to society. In a word, if we form a good habit at school, it will be great advantage to us in our future life. So I fully understand my great teacher and your care and thought. I am very grateful for everything you did for us! In many ways, it is the most valuable lesson to learn. At last, I feel regret for the things that I have done. I do believe with I will become better and better. And I will try my best to do a contribution to our class. I promise to obey the rules of school. Please accept my sincere apology!

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　　親愛的老婆大人:

　　遵照你的旨意，我已近很徹底的反省了我自己，附上是我的檢討書

　　我對(duì)我近三個(gè)月的行為做法感到深深的慚愧和后悔，我為我忽略你的心意長(zhǎng)時(shí)間沒有做出反應(yīng)的行為進(jìn)行自我檢討.媳婦...........我錯(cuò)了!我不但忽略了老婆受傷的心，而且還找出各種借口來維護(hù)自己錯(cuò)誤。而且還在老婆百般的提示下毫無自悟的意識(shí)。這嚴(yán)重了傷害了老婆...絲毫沒有尊重老婆，也嚴(yán)重?fù)p害了自己在老婆眼里的個(gè)人形象。我不應(yīng)該把老婆準(zhǔn)備半年的心意放在那里不管不問.沒有體會(huì)老婆的心情，把老婆對(duì)我的關(guān)心和思念毫無人性的掐死在搖籃里，還讓老婆傷心很多天，哭了好幾次，卻無悔改之心，我已經(jīng)深深意識(shí)到了老公的不對(duì)，在此向?qū)殞毐硎旧钋榈那敢猓�希望老婆能給我一次洗心革面的機(jī)會(huì)，我保證類似這樣的錯(cuò)誤就對(duì)不會(huì)再出現(xiàn)第二次.真心改過...希望能彌補(bǔ)我的錯(cuò)誤，而且我還會(huì)加強(qiáng)改進(jìn)，在此基礎(chǔ)上以老婆為核心做一系列思想準(zhǔn)備工作，做好四點(diǎn)要求，不該看的不看，不該想的不想，不該說的不說，不該做的不做，對(duì)于老婆的觀點(diǎn)，我只有接受和執(zhí)行，不會(huì)意圖反抗與判斷對(duì)錯(cuò)，老婆永遠(yuǎn)是對(duì)的。

　　今后我保證

　　1：以后不打架或少打，不罵人，少抽煙，少喝酒。

　　2：白天不管去哪里都要向老婆匯報(bào)保持聯(lián)系，晚上無條件回家(公事除外)

　　3：生氣的時(shí)候說話要委婉，不可以先掛電話。

　　4：想老婆承諾的話一定要做要遵守，

　　5：再和老婆的朋友出去玩的時(shí)候，一定要帶有微笑，表現(xiàn)的讓老婆朋友嫉妒，

　　6：以后絕對(duì)不和老婆說謊話(善意的謊言看情況而定)7：要加倍關(guān)心，體貼老婆.........(現(xiàn)在就這些以后發(fā)現(xiàn)在加以改正)以后肯定減少惹你生氣的語(yǔ)言表情，以及說話口氣.醫(yī)學(xué)上說女人總生氣對(duì)身體不好.......老婆你能好好調(diào)節(jié)一下情緒1.長(zhǎng)色斑。

　　生氣時(shí)，血液大量涌向頭部，引起毛囊周圍程度不等的炎癥，從而出現(xiàn)色斑問題。

　　2.加速腦細(xì)胞衰老。大量血液涌向大腦，會(huì)使腦血管的壓力增加。

　　3.胃潰瘍。生氣會(huì)引起交感神經(jīng)興奮，使胃腸中的血流量減少，蠕動(dòng)減慢，食欲變差。

　　4.心肌缺氧。大量的血液沖向大腦和面部，會(huì)使供應(yīng)心臟的血液減少而造成心肌缺氧。

　　5.傷肝。生氣時(shí)，人體會(huì)分泌一種叫“兒茶酚胺”的物質(zhì)，使血液和肝細(xì)胞內(nèi)的毒素相應(yīng)增加。

　　6.傷肺。情緒沖動(dòng)時(shí)，會(huì)出現(xiàn)過度換氣的現(xiàn)象，使肺泡不停擴(kuò)張。

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　　親愛的老婆大人：

　　經(jīng)過這幾天的深刻檢討，我已經(jīng)深深認(rèn)識(shí)到自己的錯(cuò)誤，我深刻的反省今天我犯的錯(cuò)誤。主要錯(cuò)誤有以下幾點(diǎn)：

　　1，、我知道那句話不該亂說。也答應(yīng)過你絕對(duì)不會(huì)再說了的。不過親愛的，你也知道我這人一急起來就要做沖動(dòng)的事，說沖動(dòng)的話，我也承認(rèn)我這張嘴雖然平時(shí)也能說的你開開心心心花怒放的，但是也老是害你傷心生氣，事后我想極力補(bǔ)救，一直給你短信，不過親愛的你就是不肯理我，這也是對(duì)的，生氣總要有個(gè)過渡期嘛，而且我說了那么重的話，你也總不會(huì)立馬就原諒我了吧，那樣估計(jì)會(huì)造成我以后更加乖張了，這是對(duì)的老婆，我應(yīng)該得到懲罰的，況且你也只是一天多時(shí)間沒回我短信，這樣的懲罰已經(jīng)很輕了，充分說明老婆對(duì)我的愛有多深，舍不得讓我多熬一天，我也愛你老婆。對(duì)不起寶貝，一定又流了好多寶貴的眼淚，流的我心都軟了。我錯(cuò)了我真的錯(cuò)了。

　　2、我不該老是亂吃醋，老是針對(duì)你那些朋友，但這也不能怪我嘛，誰(shuí)叫親愛的你天生麗質(zhì)，就是這么吸引人呢，我每天就想著把你身邊那些蒼蠅浪蜂啥的拍死一只算一只，以至于你說我變小氣了，害的他們也說你不好，還要讓你難做。我不該在上你號(hào)的時(shí)候有不認(rèn)識(shí)的叫你的時(shí)候冒充你，然后用很不屑的語(yǔ)氣和他們說話，目的就是想叫他們自己走遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)。不過最終目的還是為了保護(hù)我親愛的老婆大人嘛，這個(gè)社會(huì)壞人太多了，游戲上更多了，像我這么老實(shí)又真心的太少了，所以作為你的老公，我一定要做好保鏢的責(zé)任，誓死捍衛(wèi)我的老婆大人。所以這點(diǎn)還請(qǐng)老婆大人見涼，特殊情況特殊處理，消消氣，我不是故意的嘛。要是沒反應(yīng)估計(jì)你會(huì)更生氣。

　　3、每天陪你的時(shí)間本來就這么少了，每天回來還要說累，不陪你玩，我錯(cuò)了 我真的錯(cuò)了，根據(jù)我們國(guó)家不知道誰(shuí)制定的21世紀(jì)好好老公手冊(cè)里的不知道哪一條，陪老婆的時(shí)候絕對(duì)要以最飽滿的精神狀態(tài)，最積極的心態(tài)，不得有拒絕或者累之類的字樣。陪老婆這么會(huì)累呢，陪我的寶貝老婆更是世間最榮幸、最有面子、最幸福的事。看見你不知道多開心。自此，老婆以后叫刷副本的時(shí)候應(yīng)該立馬積極響應(yīng)，配合老婆組人(當(dāng)然垃圾不能組，不然會(huì)累壞我寶貝老婆的) 老婆要挖礦時(shí)，應(yīng)該立馬上坐騎，帶著老婆去挖，給老婆減輕負(fù)擔(dān)更能節(jié)約時(shí)間，那樣咱倆一起聊天浪漫的時(shí)間會(huì)更多些，當(dāng)然老婆有要求幫忙挖礦時(shí)要響應(yīng)的更積極(雖然有時(shí)候義工也會(huì)提此類似要求，但也要同樣的態(tài)度對(duì)待)

　　4、在某些情況下未能及時(shí)回你消息，情況已經(jīng)向你反映過，手機(jī)震動(dòng)沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)，，想你的時(shí)候，摸手機(jī)想給你回信息時(shí)方才看見你的消息，絕對(duì)不是存心不理你的，雖然親愛的你不理我的時(shí)候更多一點(diǎn)，但我的承受能力應(yīng)該要比你高那么一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)，老婆請(qǐng)明鑒。

　　5、一生氣就老是沖動(dòng)的跑掉，以至于丟下了我親愛的老婆獨(dú)自傷心，雖然親愛的你也做過類似的事，不過都是因?yàn)槲业牟涣剂?xí)慣造成了寶貝你也這樣。以后我會(huì)盡量控制自己情緒，做事不能沖動(dòng)，也要請(qǐng)老婆大人體諒下我當(dāng)時(shí)沖動(dòng)的心情，事后能加兩句關(guān)心的話當(dāng)然更好。

　　以上幾點(diǎn)，我以毛主席的名義起誓，據(jù)對(duì)真誠(chéng)，我真的知道錯(cuò)了，你要是實(shí)在不信，可以讓你家附近賣肉的來把我的心挖出來，看看是不是鮮紅鮮紅的~我對(duì)天發(fā)誓我的心只為你跳動(dòng)。

　　基于我犯的錯(cuò)誤，我請(qǐng)求老婆給予我最嚴(yán)厲的處罰。 同時(shí)為了表示我愛你尊重你理解你的決心，以后一定按照“老婆永遠(yuǎn)是對(duì)的，就算老婆錯(cuò)了我也要說對(duì)”這句話為基本路線的政策方針

　　最后祝我親愛的老婆大人仙福永享，壽與天齊、福如東海長(zhǎng)流水 壽比南山不老松!!!

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　　Dear　BABY：

　　我愛你!

　　我錯(cuò)了，原諒我吧，我知道，我的行為已經(jīng)嚴(yán)重地傷害了你多情的心，讓你的心靈受到了重創(chuàng)，我不知道應(yīng)該怎么去彌補(bǔ)我的過失，我不知道怎么才可以挽回我的錯(cuò)誤，重新?lián)Q來你燦爛的笑容?只要你不再生氣，我可以付出我的一切。基于我犯的錯(cuò)誤，我請(qǐng)求你給予我最嚴(yán)厲的處罰!你就不要生小笨的氣了，小的再也不敢拉。我以黨的名義起誓，我真的知道錯(cuò)了，你要是實(shí)在不信，可以讓張屠夫來把我的心挖出來，看看是不是鮮紅鮮紅的～～我發(fā)誓我的心只為你跳動(dòng)，如果為了別人活蹦亂跳叫我喝酒就跟人打架，抽煙就跟人吵嘴，打架就碰上你下鋪她男朋友，吵嘴就碰上劉露華。

　　我懊悔的心無法用語(yǔ)言來表達(dá)，只好寫了這份檢查給你，希望你能原諒我。我知道你是一個(gè)寬宏大量的人，你的這種美德是我當(dāng)初決定和你一起牽手的重要因素之一，我相信你能原諒我的，是嗎?你是我一生的依靠和所有，今后，我一定好好珍惜你給我的這份關(guān)愛和濃濃的情意，將我們的偉大的愛情徹底進(jìn)行到底!不知為什么，只要有你在我身邊，我的心便不再惶惶不安。

　　五一那天剛剛和您見面的時(shí)候，我就對(duì)您的美色已經(jīng)起了覬覦之心，就在我按步就班地實(shí)施偷心計(jì)劃時(shí)，就給您騙到了你們新校區(qū)，于是當(dāng)天晚上就有了這千年情節(jié)。

　　當(dāng)我第一眼看到你我的心就掉進(jìn)了你的紅色引誘之中，心里有種奇怪的感覺。你是那樣的美麗動(dòng)人，干練。因?yàn)橛辛四悖�我地生活中才充滿了陽(yáng)光!在第一次見到你的那一刻開始，我就知道了，你是做我老婆的那個(gè)女子!很久以前，有人告訴我一個(gè)有關(guān)愛情的美麗傳說。他說天使來的時(shí)候，愛也會(huì)悄悄降落。我總是望著星空雙手合十默默祈求，但愿那天使不要讓我等得太久。你就是我的那位美麗天使。

　　你的溫柔體貼，你的坦白率直，你那可愛的笑容，你那迷人的眼睛，你的一舉一動(dòng)都令我著迷。　　為了使自己的青春投身到波瀾壯闊的愛情事業(yè)中，貢獻(xiàn)出自己的聰明才智，為了你的終身幸福而大膽開拓添磚加瓦，我特此申請(qǐng)成為你唯一的、真摯的愛人。我向你保證干一行，愛一行，又紅又專，有一分熱，就發(fā)出一分光，在愛情的崗位上作出自己應(yīng)有的貢獻(xiàn)!

　　我是一個(gè)無財(cái)無貌無家世，卻有情有義有責(zé)任感的男孩子!我愿意用我的青春做為賭注，來?yè)Q取你的愛!我知道在你心中，我是星星，可是在我的心中，你就好象那月亮，擁有星星的月亮才是最美的，而我就是那星星，永遠(yuǎn)陪伴著你!洞庭湖的水，綠油油，咱兩的愛情才開頭，你是我的心，你是我的肝，你是我心中的四分之三!

　　親愛的，愛是一件很簡(jiǎn)單也好復(fù)雜的事情，相愛總是簡(jiǎn)單相處太難，這句歌詞說得很有道理。就讓我們?cè)谶@個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單而復(fù)雜的路上好好地一起走下去，跌倒了我們相互攙扶，走錯(cuò)了我們相互商量著去摸索正確的途徑，好嗎?　　我不知道我究竟有多愛你，我們是那樣愛對(duì)方。

　　在電腦那端傳來的是一串串的字符，每一個(gè)字符都感染了你的氣息。那里有你的歡笑，有你的希望…… 我愛你無怨無悔!無論你去刀山還是火海，我都會(huì)跟著你，只要能永遠(yuǎn)和你在一起!我永遠(yuǎn)愛你!　　親愛的，請(qǐng)聽我說："為了你，我可上九天攬?jiān)拢�可下五洋捉鱉!"因?yàn)椋耗?quot;月"是你，那"鱉"也是你!人們說："愛一個(gè)人是不求回報(bào)的。"但是我卻要你給我回報(bào)——讓我在有生之年把我的愛全部送給你!　　我希望我們之間的愛，能象小溪中的流水一樣，清澈、平靜地、歡樂而無憂地流向遠(yuǎn)方。　　我只想和你白頭到老。愛永遠(yuǎn)在我們的心中，在我們的眼中。和你共度所有痛苦與快樂的時(shí)光!我愛你所有的優(yōu)點(diǎn)與缺點(diǎn)!

　　相信我，我會(huì)讓你成為世界上第二幸福的人，因?yàn)橛辛四悖�我就是最幸福的�?愿你天天都快樂，愿所有的好心情包容著你，愿所有的年輕常刻在你的笑容里。此刻你是否在想著我呢?的我十分的掛念著你，如果我有一雙翅膀，我恨不得馬上飛到你身邊看望你。想你已經(jīng)養(yǎng)成習(xí)慣!愛你已經(jīng)不能改變!所以我決定和你永遠(yuǎn)……

　　昨天又不小心說錯(cuò)話了，我在家里反省了一個(gè)小時(shí)十三分零五秒，喝了一杯白開水，上了一次衛(wèi)生間，沒有抽煙，以上事實(shí)準(zhǔn)確無誤，請(qǐng)審查。附上我的檢討報(bào)告，不當(dāng)之處可以協(xié)商。經(jīng)過3個(gè)多月的戀愛，我認(rèn)為老婆大人溫柔賢良，勤奮聰穎，是不可多得的好女子，而身為老公的我卻舉止乖張，態(tài)度輕狂，所作所為確有值得商榷之處。

　　以下是我對(duì)自己惡劣行徑的剖析，請(qǐng)老婆大人批閱：

　　1、今天的事情是我不對(duì)。你說你侄女老是挨著你你推了她，但是老婆是想安靜的時(shí)候最討厭別人煩她，我不該指責(zé)你對(duì)小朋友不好。我這么求全責(zé)備，完全是暗藏嫉妒之心。不過你再溫柔一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)也是可以的啊。

　　2、你說不準(zhǔn)我剪頭發(fā)的時(shí)候，我不該信口雌黃說我短發(fā)不難看，害得你幾天不能理我，極其痛苦。仔細(xì)一想，我的做法確實(shí)很不妥當(dāng)，因?yàn)槟悴幌矚g我短發(fā)，我卻偏剪個(gè)短頭發(fā)，而且及其難看。我還是留長(zhǎng)發(fā)好了。

　　3、你喜歡五月天的阿信，我不該百般阻撓，你拿我排第二我也不該表示抗議，因?yàn)槿思野⑿哦紱]有抗議。

　　4、上次那男的給你打電話，我不該那么沖動(dòng)而且不信任你，因?yàn)槟阕龅暮芎茫�如果是我的話，說不定要說很多話還搞不定呢。

　　你一直是善解人意的女孩，希望你能夠原諒我，給我改過自新的機(jī)會(huì)。為了家庭安定，經(jīng)濟(jì)繁榮，順便提幾個(gè)小小的建議：

　　1、不要指著街上的美女說看美女，因?yàn)樵谖倚睦锬闶亲蠲利惖模�而且我從來沒有看美女那個(gè)習(xí)慣，我怕人家看見我看她會(huì)很尷尬。

　　2、玩的時(shí)候，不要總是突發(fā)奇想，比如去按摩，你不覺得我這個(gè)機(jī)器比較經(jīng)濟(jì)嗎?

　　3、吃飯的時(shí)候，你總是嫌我沒主意，我出了主意又嫌不合胃口，親愛的，這真的讓我很為難。

　　4、不要給我出一些刁鉆古怪的難題，說那是考驗(yàn)我，結(jié)果讓我很為難。

　　5、不要在我吃醋的時(shí)候給我講我怎么怎么錯(cuò)了，怎么怎么讓您失望了，而且不錯(cuò)還不行，錯(cuò)了也不行。

　　6、您不能把抽煙的責(zé)任全都?xì)w咎于我，其實(shí)剛開始完全是沒事的時(shí)候點(diǎn)一根玩玩深沉扮扮酷，自從上次你給我買了兩包煙，我每個(gè)星期都不得不數(shù)次光臨小商店，因?yàn)榛氐剿奚嵯肽�了我就�?huì)想到你給我買的煙，紅紅的煙頭總會(huì)讓我想起您紅紅的唇，所以我只好用親煙來慰藉我饑渴的心靈!

　　以上種種，請(qǐng)老婆大人明鑒。

　　屋子里面有個(gè)蚊子老在騷擾我的思路，說到這又得向您檢討，是我不好，不該在開門的時(shí)候把它放進(jìn)來，更不該寬容它活到現(xiàn)在，因?yàn)樗�老騷擾我的思路，所以只能先說到這，我要去找那只蚊子了。如果您看過之后覺得我的覺悟已經(jīng)提升到足夠的高度，就在下面批個(gè)同意!

　　我對(duì)我的言行舉止嚴(yán)格依照老婆保護(hù)法來對(duì)照約束，請(qǐng)老婆大人過目。

　　在我腦子里跑了幾十天，你累不累?

　　附：中華人民共和國(guó)老婆保護(hù)法

　　第一條：老婆洗澡時(shí)要量好水溫，抓癢擦背;不得有貪圖淫欲之行為。

　　第二條：老婆購(gòu)物時(shí)要勇于付款，多多鼓勵(lì);不得有不情不愿之行為。

　　第三條：老婆上菜時(shí)要贊不絕口，多吃幾碗;不得有偏食挑菜之行為。

　　第四條：老婆睡覺時(shí)要炎夏扇風(fēng)，寒冬暖被;不得有打呼搶被之行為。

　　第五條：老婆給錢時(shí)要含淚感激，省吃儉用;不得有奢侈浪費(fèi)之行為。

　　第六條：老婆無聊時(shí)要搏命演出，彩衣娛妻;不得有毫無所謂之行為。

　　第七條：老婆訓(xùn)誡時(shí)要兩手貼緊，立正站好;不得有心不在焉之行為。

　　第八條：老婆犯錯(cuò)時(shí)要引咎自責(zé)，自攬黑鍋;不得有連累老婆之行為。

　　第九條：老婆哀傷時(shí)要椎心泣血，悲痛欲絕;不得有面露微笑之行為。

　　第十條：老婆晚歸時(shí)要耐心等候，歡顏以對(duì);不得有大發(fā)雷霆之行為。

　　第十一條：老婆不在時(shí)要朝思暮想，守身如玉;不得有偷雞摸狗之行為。

　　第十二條：老婆高興時(shí)要張燈結(jié)彩，大肆慶祝;不得有潑灑冷水之行為。

　　第十三條：老婆失眠時(shí)要徹夜陪伴，幫忙數(shù)羊;不得有夢(mèng)見周公之行為。

　　第十四條：老婆敷臉時(shí)要提供方法，以身試法;不得有哈哈大笑之行為。

　　第十五條：老婆唱歌時(shí)要如沐春風(fēng)，贊嘆不已;不得有忍笑不禁之行為。

　　第十六條：老婆生氣時(shí)要跪地求饒，懇求開恩;不得有不理不睬之行為。

　　第十七條：老婆打老公時(shí)要任其蹂躪，謝主隆恩;不得有還手瞪眼之行為。

　　第十八條：老婆考試時(shí)要幫忙讀書，圈畫重點(diǎn);不得有事不關(guān)己之行為。

　　第十九條：老婆演講時(shí)要不時(shí)點(diǎn)頭，深表贊同;不得有順口反駁之行為。

　　第二十條：老婆審問時(shí)要發(fā)誓賭咒，以表忠誠(chéng);不得有漫不經(jīng)心之行為。

　　第二十一條：老婆開車時(shí)要溫言教導(dǎo)，釋其緊張;不得有增其繁擾之行為。

　　第二十二條：老婆親親時(shí)要熱情有勁，賣力求好;不得有口齒不分之行為。

　　第二十三條：老婆痛痛時(shí)要勤買葡萄，按時(shí)熱敷;不得有任其疼痛之行為。

　　第二十四條：老婆臨幸時(shí)要予取予求，持之以恒;不得有力不從心之行為。

　　第二十五條：老婆不要時(shí)要淚往肚流，自行解決;不得有金錢買賣之行為。

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