銷售員范文辭職信英文（精選3篇）
銷售員范文辭職信英文 篇1
Dear Mr. Smith,
As a graduate of an institution of cation, I have a few very basic epectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above mon ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during mission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true ic wastes of our time.
Asking me, work administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how puter systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.
You will never puters. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.
Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to ter my resignation. However, I have a few parting thoughts.
1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad mation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not ment. I will have fris randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places ping the authoring of a glowing letter of mation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)
Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of mation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!
Wishing you a grand and glorious day.
銷售員范文辭職信英文 篇2
尊敬的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)：
您好！
從20xx年初至今，進(jìn)入公司工作兩年的時(shí)間里，得到了公司各位同事的多方幫助，我非常感謝公司各位同事。
在過(guò)去的兩年里，我在公司里工作的很開(kāi)心，感覺(jué)公司的氣氛就和一個(gè)大家庭一樣，大家相處的融洽和睦，我在公司里也學(xué)會(huì)了如何與同事相處，如何與客戶建立關(guān)系等方面。并在公司的過(guò)去兩年里，利用xx公司給予學(xué)習(xí)時(shí)間，學(xué)習(xí)了新的東西來(lái)充實(shí)了自己，并增加自己的知識(shí)和實(shí)踐經(jīng)驗(yàn)。我對(duì)于公司兩年多的照顧表示真心的感謝！！
在經(jīng)過(guò)xx年下半年的時(shí)間里，公司給予了很好的機(jī)會(huì)，讓自己學(xué)習(xí)做市場(chǎng)方面運(yùn)做，但自己缺乏市場(chǎng)等方面`經(jīng)驗(yàn)，自己沒(méi)有能很好的為公司做好新的市場(chǎng)開(kāi)發(fā)，自己身感有愧公司的兩年的培養(yǎng)。
我個(gè)人感覺(jué)，我在過(guò)去的一段時(shí)間里的表現(xiàn)不能讓自己感覺(jué)滿意，感覺(jué)有些愧對(duì)公司這兩年的照顧，自己也感覺(jué)自己在過(guò)去兩年沒(méi)有給公司做過(guò)點(diǎn)貢獻(xiàn)，也自己感覺(jué)自己的能力還差的遠(yuǎn)，在公司的各方面需求上自己能力不夠。經(jīng)過(guò)自己慎重考慮，自己和公司考慮，自己現(xiàn)向公司提出辭職，望公司給予批準(zhǔn)。
最后，希望公司的業(yè)績(jī)一如既往一路飆升！主管及各位同仁工作順利！
可是最近發(fā)生的事情讓我樂(lè)觀的心開(kāi)始有了一絲擔(dān)憂，這不是來(lái)自公司的事情，而是我家里的親人朋友，他們讓回家鄉(xiāng)工作，將來(lái)發(fā)展也好，還要娶妻生子，我一直拖著，不過(guò)最近他們的聲音越來(lái)越多。
每個(gè)人總會(huì)因?yàn)樽约旱乃饺嗽颍坏靡严蝾I(lǐng)導(dǎo)遞辭職。
此致
敬禮！
辭職人：
XX年XX月XX日
銷售員范文辭職信英文 篇3
尊敬的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)：
入職以來(lái)，備受諸位同仁關(guān)愛(ài)，有教導(dǎo)者，悉心誨之，如何經(jīng)理，執(zhí)導(dǎo)策劃之大局，容忍小事之多，兼受怨艾之苦。吾輩初出世者，氣盛靈高，未能經(jīng)受磨合，故多有不快于心，久而積患，遂易也。
鳴謝鄒總，親臨指導(dǎo)，予余以恩惠，不記小過(guò)，誨而不倦，乃良師也，然，余乃技術(shù)之控，不為美工折腰，今之網(wǎng)頁(yè)設(shè)計(jì)，竟以美工為主，故紕漏甚深，悖余之大向，置余以慘地，一身無(wú)處灑，兩眼金光盡是色。古有高人不侍庸主，今有良才不入囧職，余素遠(yuǎn)庸者之列，亦非世外高人，但求自命以立世。
上述所言，非余辭職之大由。向日，家父致電與余，訴其哀苦，年老體衰，已不能供養(yǎng)諸親，語(yǔ)余以箴言，遞傳大任，來(lái)日掌庭之權(quán)，盡歸余手。家母久病難醫(yī)，年歲食藥以緩，有醫(yī)者云之“此病已近晚期，欲愈，何其難也，無(wú)大錢(qián)，免談之。”余嘗立志遍訪名醫(yī)，以還家母之健體，然余一介書(shū)生，求學(xué)在漢，難離其所，此乃余之悲也，末世不能免也。
家父百難之中，尋余一高新之職，雖非余之術(shù)業(yè)，亦可解難。今世百業(yè)，無(wú)有盡如人意者，蹉跎之年華，迷惘之江山，麻木之神州，吾輩知而不敢言。在職之日，余進(jìn)言諫之，棄尊卑之桎梏，有良策，立獻(xiàn)之，此乃余之德也，鄒總?cè)屎瘢粺┢溲裕⒓{之，此乃余之幸也。
悲歡離合，鴻蒙之常，萬(wàn)物之道，緣聚緣散，新舊陵替，此一世為人，與鄒總結(jié)緣，雖非久也，亦銘記于心。伴余左右者，尚有諸位同事，皆為平庸之輩，自古女子凡有大志者，必懂男人心。
碎語(yǔ)至此，唯求審批，臨近新年，感慨頗深，來(lái)日如何去向，尚在心頭云集，愿鄒總之易城天下享譽(yù)盛名，功過(guò)阿里，業(yè)超微軟。
此致
敬禮!
20xx年xx月xx日