情侶之間的雙語保證書

　　老公檢討書

　　self-criticism of me

　　親愛的老婆：

　　my dearly beloved wife:

　　首先對你說最后一句對不起。

　　我答應過自己很多對你要做的事情，我想為你做所有我能做的事情，好好愛你。

　　first of all, i am going to say “i’m sorry” for the last time.

　　i have promised myself to do many things for you, i would like to do all that i can for you, love you decently.

　　你為了我做了很多，但我總是不滿足，你的愛就像一種可以讓我上癮的毒藥，欲罷不能，總是想要更多。

　　you did a lot for me, but i am always not quite satisfied, your love to me like an addictive poison, can not but carry on, always want more.

　　自從那次事件之后，咱們的爭吵就開始了，每次都是我引起，總在懷疑你，為了解決我心里不知道怎么出現的一個個小疑問，一遍一遍的跟我解釋同樣的問題，說同樣的答案，之后便是你感受到的挫敗和傷心。

　　since that incident, we began the quarrel, and every time i raise up the question. always suspecting you, in order to solve the problem that even me, myself do not know how that small doubt came up. over and over again with the same problem and you explained that with the same answer, and then is frustrated and sad that left to you.

　　我不喜歡和你不歡而散，留著問題，或者你覺得自己可以消化，我說過，那樣總是消化最后一定會出問題，我要跟你在一起一輩子的，不想有那樣的事情發生。

　　i do not like to just say byebye in a sad mood , keep the questions awake, or let you think you can fix it yourself, i have said that, as it always will be the big problems after things that remained unsolved, i want a lifetime with you, and do not want that to happen.

　　好像每次都是在我做錯幾分鐘之內便完全意識到自己的幼稚或者沒為你著想，后悔藥哪買去?

　　it seems that, every time i done something wrong and in the few minutes i am fully aware of my own fault. my naive or not think for you, what drugs to buy to regret?

　　是你讓我重新感受到感情世界的存在，以前覺得那只是一群頭腦發熱的人為自己編造的世界，但自從有了你，一切都不一樣了，世界似乎都在我眼中變得不一樣，一切因為有你。

　　it was you that let me regain the feelings of the existence of the world of love, in the past that i thought that it is only a group of people created the world of their own, but since i am with you, everything is different; the world seems changed in my eyes, like all because of you.

　　和你在一起這四個月我很開心，不管高興的時候還是吵架，我都很開心，因為我和你在一起，希望這短暫的磨合期可以讓我們以后的路更平坦。

　　these four months together with you, i am very happy, no matter when quarrel or pleased, i am all very happy. because i’m still with you. i hope that this period will let our journey become more smooth and favoring.